# of Burns: A Virgin
Skills: Telling good stories? Am a veterinarian so could do first aid if no doctors around. Am pretty good at cooking too.
Where do you find yourself on a typical Thursday at 9:30am? Either at work or in bed relishing the fact that I have the day off. I would always rather be camping at the beach.
Tell us a story: I once jerked off a panda named Wang Wang in an attempt to collect a semen sample for the zoo I was working in at the time. It wasn't mating season though and his girlfriend Funi wasn't on heat so I didn't manage to get him to ejaculate. It stands as one of my greatest failings in life.