# of Burns: A Virgin
Skills: Travel Hacking, Long Term Travel, Docking #TeamNaturalPenis #NoBabyBoyMutilation, Holding Space
Where do you find yourself on a typical Thursday at 9:30am? Boondocking in our camper next to a mountain stream, opening the laptops, and making coffee after an early hike.
Tell us a story: Passing through the village of Achoma Peru, we got pulled over. Not by a cop but a band of dancing elderly Peruvians. A cute old lady literally comes to our window and says, “Ven aqui. Vamos a bailar!” Essentially, get out and dance. Before you know it, Mike and I had a pint of homebrew in our hand and we are doing the South American Hava Nagila. For some reason they kept telling us to drink faster, just thinking they wanted to get us completely trashed but then we realized there was only one glass for the entire group (germaphobes, try not to think about it) and we were hogging our turn with our cautious sips. Down the hatch it went. Then the ancient shot master comes up to us, he insists on having corn liquor shooters with him. So within the hour we were proper tipsy, rocking out to this strange triangular harp-guitar with our 30 best new amigos. Classic.