# of Burns: A Virgin
Skills: Web development. That's probably completely useless for the camp. I'm reliable and competent at following instructions and keen to help where I can. I'm also pretty good at rolling big joints. My penis is 21.55 centimeters long and I was surprised to discover recently that this is considered large. I assumed that Steph was just being polite. Will this be useful to the camp at all?
Where do you find yourself on a typical Thursday at 9:30am? Working for myself from my home office with my cat next to me. It's not bad for a typical Thursday.
Tell us a story: When I was a kid Rhys Darby of Flight of the Conchords fame was my babysitter sometimes. He was in the New Zealand army at the time and took my brother and I to the army open day. I have a polaroid photo of my brother and in full camo gear, holding guns that are way too big for us, with Rhys sitting in the middle. NZ is way too small.