# of Burns: Indeterminate
Skills: I am a pilot. I like to hang around gymnasiums and Turkish prisons. I have seen a grown man naked.
Where do you find yourself on a typical Thursday at 9:30am? I do macro photography and video of genitals. Seriously.
Tell us a story: I have a Romanian friend named Norman Manea, who’s a writer, and Norman has been a friend of mine since he left Ceausescu’s Romania. He lived there through the worst of the dictatorship, and they harassed him at every turn, and he couldn’t get published.
So he went to see a friend who was an elderly writer he respected, and he began to complain about the fact that he had no readers. And his friend said to him, ‘How many readers does a writer need? Four. That’s all you need is four readers. You, unfortunately, have two!’