# of Burns: FUCK YOUR BURN
Skills: Construction, Conjunctions, Contractions, MC-ing children's birthday parties.
Where do you find yourself on a typical Thursday at 9:30am? FUCK YOU I'M WORKING
Tell us a story: Here's a story: have you ever driven 37 hours straight across the United States through the empty nothingness netherworld of I-80 middle America AKA "The Midwest" and/or "The Great Plains" or GENOCIDE AND THE AMERICAN DREAM IS DIED HERE. Want some candy?